"Dream On"

When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (Float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find there's no need (There's no need)..."I'm Only Sleeping": The Beatles


Hi folks. Mitzi here. (snore) I'm currently in dreamland. So many amazing things happen to me in my dreams, I actually look forward to my night's rest to see what will transpire. Often I write them down right when I wake up so that I don't forget any details. I dream in technicolor! My dreams often have full narratives with people's names, phone numbers, and even lyrics and melodies to songs.The vivid and specific details of such dreams never fail to thrill me. If I start to wake up during a particularly fabulous dream, I consciously try to go back to sleep so I can see how the dream will end. Recently, for example, I dreamt about a mail-order catalogue business that specialized in "Angels and Mermaids". This company offered mermaid tails and angel wings to rent for special occasions. I dreamt the entire brochure in breathtaking detail! In the dream it seemed perfectly natural that such a company existed, and i drooled over all the really cool mermaid tail options (it didn't occur to me in the dream that i have no body) Ah well.I can't wait to see what tonight's dreams will be. Until next time, sleep well, and dream on!

A "Staycation"

"Beware the Ides of March"....Hello Everyone! Sorry I haven't written in so long. I had a busy fall/winter and I can't believe we find ourselves at the threshold of spring. With snow still on the ground in so many places, and cool temperatures, I must admit that even though I'm a mannequin head, I suffer from what they call the "winter doldrums", or more officially "SAD". Yes, I get sad, brought on by the season. When will the sun come out again?

Over time, I've developed a few techniques to help me battle this affliction. My favorite solution is to get under a sun lamp, get a huge box of cheap white wine, glam myself up with a scarf and smart pair of sunglasses, and just relax. I usually put on reggae music, or upbeat 80's dance tunes. Then I just bask in the fake sunlight and feel that Franzia buzz. Until next time, friends, remember:"March comes in like a lion, and out like a lamb".